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Where's a good place to buy PJ's?

Pajamazon.

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NSFW: what do The PJ Masks โ€˜Geckoโ€™ and โ€˜Cat Boyโ€™ use to clean up after sex?

A moist Owlette.

My workplace has a monthly fun day, and this month was PJ Day. But when I showed up in my PJs, I WAS FIRED!

\#justicefornakedsleepers

Found these set of math jokes in an old notebook

Q. What is a PJ?

A. Poor Joke.

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Q. What is P + iJ?

A. A complex joke.

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Q. Why is the complex joke not funny?

A. Because the joke part is imaginary.

Another joke translated to English from my Uncle.

Little "peter" was in class when his teacher was talking about fruits, and she brought up the question, "Which fruits can be sucked on or smothered?"

A boy raised his hand and said, "An orange!" The teacher replied, "yes, correct!"

A girl raised her hand as-well and said, "A peach, te...

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For all my military personnel

A SEA/L, PJ and a Green Beret all are trying to make Delta. The last phase of the selection process comes up and the instructor says "Alright men, you've come a long way. But you can't have any emotional ties to distract you. Behind each of these three doors, is each of your wives with her hands ti...

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Boudreaux Goes Looking for a Job

Boudreaux got laid off from his job in Louisiana, so he needed a job. He headed to Mississippi where his cousin works at a logging company. He met with the supervisor for an interview almost immediately.

"Hi, I'm Boudreaux I'm lookin' for a job."'

The supervisor looked Boudreaux up and...

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