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P2 Jokes

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Two prison inmates are in their cell on the 3rd floor. One turns to the other and says he has a plan to escape.

Prisoner 1: "So once I've explained the plan, I'll detail the roles we each will have."

Prisoner 2: "Ok."

P1: "Over the next week, we trade food with as many others as possible. We need all the fiber we can get."

P2: "Ok... that's doable, but-"

P1: "Then over the next wee...

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Two guys are talking about dc vs marvel

P1: Dude i cant watch dc movies they're too dark.

P2: Well to be fair so is marvel. Thanos killed half the universe.

P1: No like they're literally too dark I cant fucking see anything

The State of it

P1: If Mississippi is borrowing Missouri's New Jersey, then what will Delaware?

P2: Alaska

P1: what's the difference between a baby and a toothbrush?

P2: i don't know

P1: well, I'm never letting you babysit

My friend told me this

(Person 1) “what do you call the amount of space in a car?”

(person 2) “ummm.... cargo space?”

p1: “Nono! Car no do that, car stay ground!”

p2: \*sighs\*

p1: “so what is it called?”

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