UPJOKE
macr2diodebraned1androidrobota1piwyaa2a3alpha

Does R2-D2 have any brothers?

No, only Transistors.

They should make an R2-D2 origin story.

Like a “How it’s Made” episode.

Who swore the most in star wars?

R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said

Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 go to a Chinese restaurant for dinner...

.... Luke scans the menu and sees his favorite egg fried rice so he say to R2-D2 “Oh I’m definitely ordering that!” Sure enough when the waiter comes along he orders the egg fried rice and a few other side dishes.

Now Luke is absolutely starving, so as soon as his meal arrives he picks up the...

What does George Lucas look for when rating a university’s sports program?

He makes sure there are two D2 teams.

yo mama is so gross

that when i told her to 'do the robot' r2-d2 got herpes

Dating Developers

D1: Hey did you tried that dating website I suggested?
D2: Yep, It sucked.
D1: Why you didn't get any interesting matches.
D2: No, I got many matches, but the website was developed in php.

Here's an old one. Who curses the most in Star Wars?

R2-D2, everything he says is bleeped out.

What did Darth Vader say when he saw his old droid choosing Luke over him?

"E tu, D2?"
1 joke is hidden here because they may not be suitable for all ages.
show them anyway

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.