They should make an R2-D2 origin story.

Like a “How it’s Made” episode.

Does R2-D2 have any brothers?

No, only Transistors.

yo mama is so gross

that when i told her to 'do the robot' r2-d2 got herpes

Who swore the most in star wars?

R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said

What is R2-D2's favorite style of music?

Beep-boxing!

Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 go to a Chinese restaurant for dinner...

.... Luke scans the menu and sees his favorite egg fried rice so he say to R2-D2 “Oh I’m definitely ordering that!” Sure enough when the waiter comes along he orders the egg fried rice and a few other side dishes.

Now Luke is absolutely starving, so as soon as his meal arrives he picks up the...

R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character of all time...

They bleeped out every word he said!

Here's an old one. Who curses the most in Star Wars?

R2-D2, everything he says is bleeped out.

Dating Developers

D1: Hey did you tried that dating website I suggested?
D2: Yep, It sucked.
D1: Why you didn't get any interesting matches.
D2: No, I got many matches, but the website was developed in php.

What did Darth Vader say when he saw his old droid choosing Luke over him?

"E tu, D2?"

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Place urine sample here for diagnosis. [Long Joke]

A man walks into a doctor's surgery with a sore elbow. The receptionist tells him there is a one hour wait, so he sits down in the waiting area and starts looking around sheepishly and wondering whether his minor problem is worth such a wait for a diagnosis.

In the corner of the room he notic...

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