that when i told her to 'do the robot' r2-d2 got herpes
Who swore the most in star wars?
R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said
What is R2-D2's favorite style of music?
Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 go to a Chinese restaurant for dinner...
.... Luke scans the menu and sees his favorite egg fried rice so he say to R2-D2 “Oh I’m definitely ordering that!” Sure enough when the waiter comes along he orders the egg fried rice and a few other side dishes.
Now Luke is absolutely starving, so as soon as his meal arrives he picks up the...
R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character of all time...
They bleeped out every word he said!
Here's an old one. Who curses the most in Star Wars?
R2-D2, everything he says is bleeped out.
D1: Hey did you tried that dating website I suggested? D2: Yep, It sucked. D1: Why you didn't get any interesting matches. D2: No, I got many matches, but the website was developed in php.
What did Darth Vader say when he saw his old droid choosing Luke over him?
"E tu, D2?"
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Place urine sample here for diagnosis. [Long Joke]
A man walks into a doctor's surgery with a sore elbow. The receptionist tells him there is a one hour wait, so he sits down in the waiting area and starts looking around sheepishly and wondering whether his minor problem is worth such a wait for a diagnosis.
In the corner of the room he notic...