How do you get two Piccolo players to play in tune?
Depends which one you want to shoot.
So two orchestral conductors were walking down the road...
One turns to the other and says: "Was that your piccolo player I saw you rehearsing with last night?"
The other conductor replies: "That was no piccolo! That was my fife!"
*I'll see myself out. Ow! Stop throwing things.*
A long time ago a man was walking around the streets of Vienna...
...when he spied an old friend of his. "Boris!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?"
"Well," Boris replied, "I am the piccolo player for an International Orchestra."
"Spectacular!" the man replied.
"It is not what you might think, my friend. We play for ...
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Hunting accident
Three friends went bird hunting. While walking across an open field, they came across an old fence. Two of the hunters quickly climbed over the fence. Being a little chubby, the third hunter decided he needed an easier way to get over the fence. He leaned his shotgun against the fence, walked down t...
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