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Pianists Jokes

Why do pianists need so many knives?

They have to do a lot of Chopin.

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The Homeless Pianist

A homeless man is walking along the street when he sees that the local bar is looking for a new pianist. He walks in, sits at the piano and starts to play.

The owner hears him from the back room and is blown away. He walks up to the man and waits for him to finish playing.

"That was am...

What do classical pianists use to remember their groceries?

A Chopin Liszt.

I wrote a book about famous pianists

It covers all the key players

The two pianists had a good marriage...

...They always were in a chord.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his friends are acting in a short film about classical pianists and musicians

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One of friends says, "I'll play Beethoven."

Another says, "I'll be Mozart."

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In the end, Arnold says, "I'll be Bach."

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The Pianist Joke

An unemployed pianist is searching for work when he stumbles upon a job advertisement at a bar that wants a pianist, so the man walks in, sits down on the stool and starts playing a beautiful melody on the piano. Alarmed, the bar manager runs out and says, "That's the most amazing thing I've ever he...

Why are blind pianists so good if they can't look at the keys?

You don't have to C, you just have to B#

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