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Pianists Jokes

Why do pianists need so many knives?

They have to do a lot of Chopin.

What do classical pianists use to remember their groceries?

A Chopin Liszt.

I wrote a book about famous pianists

It covers all the key players

The two pianists had a good marriage...

...They always were in a chord.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his friends are acting in a short film about classical pianists and musicians

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One of friends says, "I'll play Beethoven."

Another says, "I'll be Mozart."

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In the end, Arnold says, "I'll be Bach."

Why are blind pianists so good if they can't look at the keys?

You don't have to C, you just have to B#
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