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Oxidant Jokes

Listen kids! Never ever combine bleach and vinegar.

It is an oxidant waiting to happen.

What did the rust monster say after spilling someone's drink?

"I'm so sorry, it was an oxidant"

Mafia Boss: I want the brake lines of this guy’s car to be rusting.

Chemist: I’m listening.

Mafia Boss: But make sure..it looks like an oxidant.

Why did the H2 bond with the O?

Didn't mean to, it was an oxidant

My chemistry set blew up...

I guess oxidants do happen!!

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