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Javascript Jokes

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

Because he didn't Node how to Express himself

Don't trust javascript programmers

All they do is promises but they never callback.

Why do JavaScripters wear glasses?

Because they don't C#

JavaScript is a lot like English;

No one knows how to use semicolons properly.

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What does Javascript and female masturbation have in common?

They are both object-based.

When I met a girl I liked, I used to put all my favorite things about her surrounded by curly braces inside a Javascript file.

I feel bad about it in hindsight. Now I know it's wrong to objectify women.

The three most well known languages in India are English, Hindi, and...

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Programmers make bad dating partners

A JavaScript developer will make empty promises and not call you back.

A Java developer will act classy but he’ll treat you as an object.

And a Python developer will take up all the space and everything will move too slow anyway.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

I need to get a new friend

I’ve been trying to develop a website on my laptop but needed help as I only know basic coding. I asked my friend, a computer programmer, for advice and he told me to get Python

After about a week, the snake arrived. It then proceeded to wrap itself around the computer now it doesn’t work at ...

My IT Company Got Catfished

They hired a Java Developer remotely but when they finally met him in real life, he turned out to be a JavaScript developer!

How many agile programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to write the web page. One to make the video proclaiming the changing to be the next step towards the singularity. One to upload the video to Kickstarter. One to send out invitations to a meeting to decide whether to use Scrum or another method. One to argue that the way the invitations were se...

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