When I met a girl I liked, I used to put all my favorite things about her surrounded by curly braces inside a Javascript file.

I feel bad about it in hindsight. Now I know it's wrong to objectify women.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

Because he didn't Node how to Express himself

Why do JavaScripters wear glasses?

Because they don't C#

JavaScript is a lot like English;

No one knows how to use semicolons properly.

Don't trust javascript programmers

All they do is promises but they never callback.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

The three most well known languages in India are English, Hindi, and...

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How many agile programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to write the web page. One to make the video proclaiming the changing to be the next step towards the singularity. One to upload the video to Kickstarter. One to send out invitations to a meeting to decide whether to use Scrum or another method. One to argue that the way the invitations were se...

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