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Pdf File Jokes

What is a pdf file

And why is my uncle under arrest for being one

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file

Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today...

I said no way, we should be concentrating on locking them up!

The co-founder of Adobe who developed the PDF file format has died.

The funeral viewing will be a closed casket since it's too much trouble trying to open it.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan kenobi

"I've a downloaded copy of Prince Harry's book 'Spare'. Do you wish to read it?"

"Is it a pdf file?"



"Nope, thats his uncle. A totally different Prince"

I walked into the bookshop….

and asked the store assistant if Prince Harry’s book is available to download.

She said “do you want the PDF file?”

I said no, that’s his uncle.

If R. Kelly was a computer file...

He'd be a .pdf file

What kind of computer virus attacks kids

A PDF file

Why can’t the scanned document go 50 feet near a school?

Because it’s a registered PDF file.

Parents should be cautious about having there kids do virtual learning...

The internet has a lot of PDF files.

What does Roy Moore and an e-book have in common?

They're both pdf files.

What is the default format for child molesters?

.PDF Files.

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