UPJOKE

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis, the wise?

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared ab...

Knock knock...

"Who's there?"

"Darth Plagueis"

"Darth Plagueis who?"

"Hmm, I thought not. it's not a story the Jedi would tell you"

Why can't a Redditor be a Jedi?

They tell the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise all the time.

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