Paintball Jokes - 8 Hilarious Paintball Jokes

In the middle of the battle, I decided to use a knife to preserve my ammo.

All the other paintball players started freaking out though.

I decided to use my knife to save ammo

Apparently that’s not allowed in paintball

Paintball is a very violent sport

It involves a lot of dyeing

I’m going to have a paintball party for my birthday.

The whole point is to keep people away.

I shot a man with a paintball gun

just to watch him dye.

My grandfather used to say " never bring a knife to a gunfight"!!

He was right. The paintball arena banned me for life.

I used my knife to conserve ammo...

the rest of the paintball tournament were horrified

I stabbed the opponent with my knife to preserve ammo

The paintball arena staff threw me out for some reason.

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