What’s the difference between a paintball player and a skydiver?

A paint baller goes “ *SPLAT* Dang!”

A skydiver goes “Dang! *SPLAT*”

Paintball is a very violent sport

It involves a lot of dyeing

I shot a man with a paintball gun

just to watch him dye.

My grandfather used to say " never bring a knife to a gunfight"!!

He was right. The paintball arena banned me for life.

In the middle of the battle, I decided to use a knife to preserve my ammo.

All the other paintball players started freaking out though.

I stabbed the opponent with my knife to preserve ammo

The paintball arena staff threw me out for some reason.

I decided to use my knife to save ammo

Apparently that’s not allowed in paintball

I used my knife to conserve ammo...

the rest of the paintball tournament were horrified

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