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Nelson Mandela was playing golf with Gobrevich Kimler.

They both teed off on the first hole, a 420 yard par 4 with trees on the right and bunkers on both sides. There were also trees on the left, and bunkers in the middle. Mandela used his driver and shot it 250 meters straight down the middle of the fairway, hopping over all the bunkers.

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Official Rules for Indoor Golf

(an oldie, but a goodie)

1. Each player will furnish his own equipment for play; normally, one club and two balls.

2. Course to be played must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out of ...

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The year: 2029. A brilliant scientist is constructing the first sentient artificial intelligence.

He's working out of his garage in San Francisco, living on charitable donations from his worried friends. He dropped out of college when he realized he could change the world β€” there's no going back; his life is dedicated to this project. At first, he is met with failure upon failure. But then, he r...

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