Paddling Pool Jokes

Three men are walking in the desert, all dehydrated.

They approach a slide with an empty paddling pool beneath it with a wizard standing nearby.

Wizard: This slide is magical. When you slide down it, you can say a drink of your choosing and the paddling pool will fill up with that drin... read more

A man and his wife were debating whether it was time to start a family when they saw a couple with cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool.
The husband looks at the wife and said: " Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The wife smiled and said: "Yes, G... read more