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Fitness Center Jokes

What do you call a smelly fitness center

A gym-nauseam

I'm opening a fitness center for females only.

It's called Gymnecology.

What do you call the ppl who only monkey around when you go to the fitness center to workout?

Gym pansies

Vince McMahon opened a fitness center in the memory of Randy Savage.

The Slim Gym

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Best weight loss In town!

A new fitness center was advertising around the city with their fool-proof method of losing a substantial amount of weight in under an hour!

Tom was an out of shape guy that wanted to lose weight badly, but was skeptical about this new spot.

After hearing many of his friends and colle...

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Lose weight with this one weird trick!

Man goes to a fitness center, sees a sign on the door that says "Lose 5 pounds in one day! Only $10 to sign up!" So he pays ten dollars and enters. Inside there's an amazing attractive woman wearing nothing but running shoes and she says "If you catch me, you can have your way with me." The man chas...

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