**A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.**
**Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts**
**slapping him on the back. The ...
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The Boy was due to meet his friends down the third alley from the green sign. The bar at the end of that alley, they had said, was a place where spirits and souls mixed together with the languid flow of warm summer air.
But The Boy had started drinking when the sun was still ascending, and n...