Untidy Jokes - 4 Hilarious Untidy Jokes

Why is Barcelona's football always untidy?

Because the goals are all Messi

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I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.

What a Messi guy.

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My roommate is very untidy and never cleans the place. I finally snapped and told him he needed to do his share

His response: “If I could turn back time, If I could find a way….”

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Locked My Keys In The Car

A devout lady was feeling drowsy while driving home on a quiet highway, so she pulled over, and got out for a walk and some fresh air. When she returned to her car, she was horrified to discover that she had locked her keys inside. She searched her pockets but found nothing to help; no keys; no ph...

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