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Grace Hopper was known for discovering the first computer bug...

However in actuality, it was Ada Lovelace who discovered it. She found a 17 year cicada stuck in her programmable weaving loom. The insect was oddly discolored and wandering around haphazardly. She asked her friend, what kind of bug is this? And the friend said, it's a sick cicada, Ada!

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A wise old man walks out his door one morning to sip his coffee and take in the dawn of a new day.

As he adjusts his view towards the street he sees a boy pulling a wagon with something in it in the direction of town.

He addresses the boy and asks "young man, what do you have in your wagon this morning?".

The boy replies "it's chicken wire sir."

Man "well what are you going t...

A farmer was letting his 26 cows graze on a field near his farm with his dog

when suddenly he sees a rain cloud approach. He doesn't want his animals getting soaked or they might end up cold.

He quickly scavenges for a bunch of branches and combines it with a tarp that he brought just for this occasion to build a make shift shelter. He whistles for his dog to herd th...

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