What were four members of One Direction doing in the wig shop?

They were looking for hairy styles.

Did you know there's a street in England named Harry Styles Boulevard?

It only goes in one direction, though.

I rate the next One Direction album...

...four out of five stars.

Kanye joins One Direction as a replacement for Zayn...

He kicks everyone out of the band and says: "If there's only one direction, it's West."

Someone asked me if I liked One Direction

I said "Yeah, South"

One direction have gone their seperate ways,

Isn’t that ironic!

How one direction ended.

The gone 5 directions

I hate one direction fans so much

I want the whole room to cool down but this damn thing only blows one way

Why does listening to One Direction make people age more quickly?

It makes you go see Niall.

I decided to treat my girlfriend.

"Since I know how much you like One Direction," I assured her, "I thought you might like to see them."

"Oh my goodness!" she squealed, "Did you get me tickets to their concert??!?!?"

"No, but they are on that poster over there....." I added.

Zayn leaving one direction is just like putting a fork into a sausage..

It leaves four little pricks.

So I asked my friend who is a flat Earther to keep walking in one direction...

I don’t know where he is now, but I know one thing: Best case scenario, one less flat Earther. Worst case scenario: one less flat Earther.

What's the difference between one direction and futurama

There's only one bender in futurama

How did the band One Direction get it's name?

Because when they're running the trainbang they're all facing... one direction.

What is One Direction's favorite place to eat?

Five Guys

I can't write jokes, but a friend of mine gave me a foolproof formula. He said "Start with a natural set-up, lead the audience in one direction, then hit them with a punch line they weren't expecting."

So here goes:

Walk forwards.

Turn left.

Pasteurization.

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Job advertisement

A company was searching for someone to pack items. The only requirement for the job was to be able to count to ten.

The first applicant comes in and is asked to count to ten.

>10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1

Well, that's backwards. Can you also do it in the correct ord...

I can't believe there's a band named after diode flow...

One Direction

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I fucking hate one direction fans.

I like the ones that oscillate back and forth.

It’s nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic

One Direction by Kanye West

Guitars by Mel Gibson

Mining by Brad Pitt

Pear Cider by Katy Perry

Ship Building by Tom Cruise

How to Move Things by Jim Carrey

Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman

American Motors by Harrison Ford

Wild Animals by Wi...

Bob Seger sits in a park with a tired-eyed old man. He's learning how to play chess.

After going over the layout and setup of the board, the old man begins a lesson on to the movement of the individual pieces.

Queens move in all directions, any distance. Kings are the same but with only one space. He didn't understand the knight, though.

Two in one direction, then ...

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I'm 17 and I like to write jokes in my spare time. Thought reddit might like to hear some.

I think blonde jokes are awful. I mean, the poor things don't even understand them.

So I got this pair of shoes that cost me an arm and a leg. Luckily, my mom still pays for everything.

Statistics have shown that 9 out of 11 people are offended by this joke.

I've yet to be dispr...

Yo mama's soo ugly..

One Direction went the other way.

A penguin is driving around in his car in antarctica

Suddenly, his car makes a big cloud of smoke, he has to push it to the nearest mechanic.

He explains his problem, the mechanic tells him :
"Hmm ... I can't really tell the issue right now, come back in a couple of hours and I'll tell you what's wrong with your car"

The penguin start...

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A drunk man killed 25 driving his truck

While being persecuted, the judge asked: "Why did you drove over that many people knowing there was another road you could've diverted to?"

"Okay, hear me out" the driver said, "if you were driving a truck, and you were faced with a fork in the road; one direction has 24 people on it, and ano...

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If airlines sold paint (from Car Talk)

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?

Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things.

Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price?

Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gallon, and we have 60 differentprices up to $200 a gallon.

Customer: What's t...

A Man and his Camel

There once was a very strange, lonely man living out in the woods alone. His family has been gone for many years, and has lived most of his life without anyone. He has had no physical contact with people in such a long time, other than going to town every could of months. But he wanted this to chang...

"What does 'straight' mean?"

...asked the son.

Dad: Straight means something continuing in one direction without bending.

Son: Dad, is mom straight?

Dad: Yes son, she doesn't have any curves.

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An algebra teacher had just finished his lecture when he saw a female student...

She had stayed behind after everyone else had left, furiously working away at proof exercises. The teacher walked up to her and said, "Why are you working so hard?"

She looked up and responded: "Harry Styles will marry me if and only if I finish top of my class."

The teacher looked be...

Kanye and Kim name their first child North West...

....in hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction

So I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar...

and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.

Love it how music can take you to another place .

For example, One direction is playing in this restaurant so i'm going to a different one.

I had a broken vacuum...

then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

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