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Up All Night Jokes

I once stayed up all night trying figure out where the sun went

Then it dawned on me

Me and my mates stayed up all night last night telling Yo Mama jokes.

She’s got a great sense of humour. Send my love.

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I've been up all night questioning my sexuality.

I just couldn't go straight to bed.

I stayed up all night waiting for Santa to come...

I finally got tired of waiting so I told him to get up, put his clothes on and leave.

I was up all night wondering...

if you get fired at the Unemployment Office, do you just switch to the other side of the desk?

Why did the racist stay up all night?

Because he was afraid of the dark.

I stayed up all night last night trying to remember....

the difference between insomnia and amnesia.

If you stay up all night, thinking: "Why?"

Then you won't get any ZZZ's

I sleep all day and up all night

Guess I have bat habits : /

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day.

As he arrived at classroom, he saw ten rods with platforms with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each of the bir...

Why did the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia stay up all night?

She was wondering if there really is a dog.

I could never understand how people could stay up all night...

and then it dawned upon me.

Once I stayed up all night tryna find where the sun went

Then it dawned on me.

(Sorry if it looks like a repost I just thought of it and posted it here.)

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

A creationist told me that evolution must be wrong because it violates the second law of thermodynamics

His claim was that in order for simple organisms like bacteria to evolve into much more complex life like fish and mice and horses and gorillas and people, an enormous input of energy would be required, therefore it must be impossible.

I stayed up all night trying to think of something that w...

I stayed up all night to think of a fleshlight joke

But I could never get it to come.

I remember staying up all night waiting for Santa to come

When he was done he'd pull up his pants and say "See ya next year kid"

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards...

I got a full house and four people died.

When I was a little kid, I would wait up all night waiting for santa to come.

Then there was an awkward silence when he got up, put his pants on, and left.

A man asked his fiancé, "how many guys have you slept with?".

The woman looked away to ponder for a few seconds, and then she looked back at him with a smile.

"Oh honey. You're the only man I ever slept with." She replied.

"Really?"

"Yes really. Everybody else kept me up all night."

What did the bicycle say when asked if it wanted to stay up all night?

"I'm two tired".

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?

A cock that stays up all night

A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened.

“God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye grandpa”

The father asked “why did you say good bye grandpa?”

The little girl said “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.”

The next morning, the family received news that the grandfather had inde...

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