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Redone Jokes

$100 Bills Stuck Together

An old lady was getting her will redone at her lawyer's office and paying her bill. Unknown to her there were two $100 bills stuck together. Right away the lawyer thinks to himself, 'Hmm I got an ethical problem'.
'Do I tell my partner'.

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Topical Jokes (5/16)

Another day has gone by. And, of course, we now have a new set of jokes. Some of these are weirder but let's begin!

Inside int'l experts believe that Kim Jong Un may have two babies by two different women. In a quick response to the rumor, President Obama has appointed a new consul to North K...

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A Pope Joke,..

Pope Benny Ratzinger was out on Romes high street looking for a replacement Popemobile.The old one was getting long in the tooth and way past its prime. John Paul had never take service and oil change stickers seriously.

Now this is before all the austerity stuff was really kicking in,and h...

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