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Story Of My Life Jokes

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Story of my life

Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise?

Me: Does sex count as exercise?

Dr: Yes.

Me: No.

I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.

That's the story of my life.

I couldn't find any publishers for my autobiography, so I invested a whole pile of my own money and got 10,000 copies printed. I'm yet to sell even one copy.

Story of my life.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "What would you like?"

"Nothing, I suppose. I'll take whatever drink you give me. Story of my life. I've never really desired anything - not even food, drink or sex."

"Really?"

"Yes - I even sleep just because everyone else does, not because I feel tired."

"Sorry," said the bartender, "but we can't s...

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