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A notorious loan shark is driving drunk one night...

As he's speeding down some curvy mountain roads, the shark loses control of the vehicle and crashes head-on into a tree.

When he comes to, the man finds himself lying on a sofa in a fairly modest looking waiting room. Dizzy, he looks around and sees what appears to be a reception desk at the ...

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Two men!

Two men bump each other unconsciously at the supermarket and one of them says:

“I’m sorry, I didn’t notice you there because I can’t find my wife”

“Oh, really? I’m searching for my wife as well!”

“Oh, tell me how does your wife looks like to see if I can help you out”

“We...

Three men are shipwrecked...

... they drift towards an island unconsciously. They awake to be taken captive by a local cannibalistic tribe. The tribe chief tells the first man that the tribe will eat his meat, and he is to chose his own death. The man thinks about it and decides decapitation. So he is decapitated.

The ch...

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