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Unconsciously Jokes

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Two men!

Two men bump each other unconsciously at the supermarket and one of them says:

“I’m sorry, I didn’t notice you there because I can’t find my wife”

“Oh, really? I’m searching for my wife as well!”

“Oh, tell me how does your wife looks like to see if I can help you out”

“We...

Three men are shipwrecked...

... they drift towards an island unconsciously. They awake to be taken captive by a local cannibalistic tribe. The tribe chief tells the first man that the tribe will eat his meat, and he is to chose his own death. The man thinks about it and decides decapitation. So he is decapitated.

The ch...

Funniest Doctor Joke I've read in years (supposedly true):

As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB-GYN,

I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams...
To cover my embarrassment
I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam
suddenly burst out...

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