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Rockies Jokes

“A few years back when I’ve been on vacation in the Alps, my wife got pregnant. The year after that, a vacation in the Rockies, my wife got pregnant. Two years after that, a vacation in Aruba, my wife got pregnant. And another vacation’s coming up…...” “So what are you going to do?”

“I think I’m going to have to take her with me this year, just in case.”

Not to brag, but I kept my new year’s resolution for 2020 by tackling the Rockies.

Next year, it is the Rambos.

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.....

With some luck they managed to bag Six.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only Four moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six as well! The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours!?!"

Reluctantl...

If topography was converted to a line graph.

Then America peaked somewhere around the Rockies.

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Pussy Willows

Two old friends hadn’t seen each other in years, because they lived so far away from each other. So they decided to meet in the middle, and take a weekend getaway golf trip.

They hit up a course tucked high up in the rockies, in a valley surrounded by white capped mountains. It was truly som...

3 brewery presidents walk into a bar...

3 brewery presidents walk into a bar. One from Corona, Coors and Guinness.

The president from Corona says to the bartender, "Give me a Corona, the best Mexico has to offer" and the bartender hands him one.

Next, the Coors president orders a Coors saying "Hand me the only beer in the ...

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Superman decides to take the day off...

He hasn't taken a day off in a while and doesn't know what to do, so he calls Batman to see if he can hang out. Batman tells him unfortunately the Batmobile needs some repairs and he has to stay in. Green lantern is busy too.

Feeling bored and unsure what to do with himself, Superman begins ...

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