I met a North African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
My uncle bought a piano from Nigeria.
So he brings it home and hires a guy to come tune it. The piano tuner struggles with it and after five minutes says, “Lemme guess... West African piano?”
“Yeah, how did you know?” my uncle responds.
“Well, West African pianos are notoriously hard to tune,” he says, “not like North Afri...
What's a North Africans favourite genre of music?
Morrocan Roll
What do you call a cold North African?
A Brrbrr
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A nazi plane is shot down somewhere over a North African desert; the pilot survives.
He wanders for nearly two days. Having quickly run out of water, he is crazed with thirst when he crawls over a sand dune and sees an elderly Jewish man standing in front of a table covered in neck ties.
"Water, water..." croaks the Nazi pilot.
"I don't have any water, unfortunately," ...
What did the ship's navigator say to the large land lizard passenger when they ask “When will we reach the Mediterranean leg of our North African boat tour.”?
After Nile Crocodile
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