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Somalia Jokes

The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!

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A mother baking in Somalia

One day a mother was baking bread in Somalia, when her son thought it would be awesome to play white. So he threw flour all over him and said "Mommy, look! I'm white".

His mother slapped him instantly and said "Go to your father and show him what you've done."
His father slapped him i...

Mogadishu, Somalia is holding a concert today

to raise money to get kids vaccinated against measles in the US

A Rich man sent a medicine shipment to Somalia

Once it reached the Airport inspection, Customs rejected it and sent it back;
the instructions on the medicines said : after meal

Somalia swept the Olympic sailing podium

They earned gold, silver, and bronze despite starting the event with one entry

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Olympic Sailing results are in!

Denmark have taken gold

Finland have taken silver

Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Olympic sailing competition just finished. France got the gold, South Africa got the silver, and ...

Somalia got the boat.

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These puns are Capital!

So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!

Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?

To book a rest!

Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take h...

6 Men kidnap a blonde

They let go of her after being paid the ransom. Now the blonde is being questioned by the cops,for info on the kidnappers.

Cop:Mam, did you get a good look at them?

Blonde:No they were wearing masks.

Cop: Do you have anything to help us with the case?

Blonde: Yes I do...

How do you kill 50 flies at once?

Hit a Somalian child in the face with a shovel.

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