Nips Jokes - 10 Hilarious Nips Jokes

Why do barbie dolls have purple nips?

Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...

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Catgirls don't have

They have cat nips

My cat made an onlyfans account.

People love her cat-nips!

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Little Johnny learns a lesson about karma...

Little Johnny finds out the neighbors dog had puppies so he goes over to play with them. Being a little boy he starts getting too rough.

The neighbor says, "be nice Johnny or karma will get you."

Johnny plays nice for a bit but starts getting rough again.

The neighbor says, "be ...

What gets a lonely IT guy excited?

NIPS

^^^I'm ^^^^so ^^^^^sorry

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A Japanese sewage worker finished work in Tokyo and met up with some friends in a bar.

They get to talking about work, and one of them asks the Japanese guy;
"It must be hard work doing what you do, I don't think I could stand the smell!"

He replies; "yeah it is pretty bad."

"What about the guys you work with, are they good people?" One of them asks.

He admits...

A horse is in the pub having a few drinks...

... when he spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living" horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter".

Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach" , then he asks "did you win anything"....

Three guys in a jacuzzi

Here's a little joke I know. Tell it freely.

Three guys, in a jacuzzi. First guy starts ringing; *brinnng brinnggg* "oh excuse me, that's my built in phone, I'll be right back" - He gets up and wanders away talking directly into his right hand.

Second fella, a while later, beeps a few ...

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A woman in her 50's gets plastic surgery on a regular basis, now she's back at her surgeons office yet again.

The doctor politely states that "Since you are regularly getting nips, tucks, and lifting done you would be a perfect candidate for an experimental procedure that would all but eliminate the need for further operations." The woman is intrigued.

"What we do is install a small knob...

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Topical Jokes (5/16)

Another day has gone by. And, of course, we now have a new set of jokes. Some of these are weirder but let's begin!

Inside int'l experts believe that Kim Jong Un may have two babies by two different women. In a quick response to the rumor, President Obama has appointed a new consul to North K...

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