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New Year's Day Jokes

I tested positive for COVID-19 on New Year's Day.

Guess you could say I started 2022 on a positive note.

A guy walks into a bar on New Year's Day

"So,what's your New Years resolution?" the bartender asks. "I don't know," the guy replies. "My wife hasn't told me yet."

If you were born in 2000 and get laid on New Year's day 2020

It'll be your first score.

I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021.

Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I'm gonna have sex on new year's day...

To start the new year with a bang.

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