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I tested positive for COVID-19 on New Year's Day.

Guess you could say I started 2022 on a positive note.

If you were born in 2000 and get laid on New Year's day 2020

It'll be your first score.

I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021.

Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I'm gonna have sex on new year's day...

To start the new year with a bang.

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