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I tested positive for COVID-19 on New Year's Day.

Guess you could say I started 2022 on a positive note.
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A guy walks into a bar on New Year's Day

"So,what's your New Years resolution?" the bartender asks. "I don't know," the guy replies. "My wife hasn't told me yet."
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If you were born in 2000 and get laid on New Year's day 2020

It'll be your first score.
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I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021.

Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.
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I'm gonna have sex on new year's day...

To start the new year with a bang.

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