Judgment Day Jokes

So, there's this guy, not exactly a saint, and on judgment day, he finds himself in the fiery realms. Satan, with a wicked grin, goes, "Welcome to eternal suffering! Time to choose your poison. Pick a door, any door."

Sweating bullets, our guy opens the first door and, BAM, it's a grues... read more

Judgment day comes and big hole in ground opens. And angels tell people to jump in it and they will be judged for their sins. First comes English guy, jumps in a hole, and in darkness he feels Jesus taking his hand "My son, tell me your sins" Jesus says. "I'm sorry Jesus, I was a sinner, I cursed yo... read more

So after dave's boss died, dave lived his life and died then shit went down on earth and the whole humanity disappeared.
The judgment day came every human being was standing waiting for his turn and dave was looking around him, he saw his boss went to him and started apologizing for causing his ... read more