My grandma taught me to be like Jesus and spend every day helping the powerless.

So I became an electrician.

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Another World War II political joke that my grandfather told me.

You guys seem to like my last one so here's another one of my grandad's World War II jokes. Like I said I'll try to retell it like he did.

>There's this rabbi sitting down at a cafe reading a newspaper. One of his congregants notices that he's reading the Daily Stormer, which was the Nazi ...

If PG&E goes through with the planned outage...

...then I guess we're powerless to stop them.

A priest walks into a bar...

"Why the sad face?", asked the bartender.

"Usually, when I give a person my blessing, they miraculously heal, I thought I really had a power. Today, I was powerless, I couldn't save a child from his injury", said the priest.

" Maybe your blessings were just a coincidence after all, it'...

Every time there’s a blackout I feel so...

...powerless.

Somebody stole my generator and I can’t do anything about it.

I feel so powerless.

In the mythical kingdoms of ancient India, lived the king Ramuk.

He had a courageous son by the name Tipar. Trained in the arts of war and statehood, Prince Tapir was ever eager to take his chance at the throne.

As age got the better of the king, he decided to crown the Prince and move on to a peaceful life of wine and women.

But before he could han...

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