Hypochondriac Jokes

Because they think they got it, but they don’t got it.

Hypochondria

I'm sick of it.

The first step is admitting you don't have a problem.

I don’t think I’m a hypochondriac but I worry a lot that I might be.

But I'd like a 15th opinion.

I've done the research and I'm showing symptoms...

Hypochondriac: Doctor, I have no idea what’s wrong with me but I’m in pain everywhere on my body. My stomach hurts. My bones and joints hurt. I’m always nauseous. I always have a splitting headache. I’ve come to you for years and you keep telling me there’s nothing wrong but I FEEL like there is som... read more

Well, self-diagnosed.

Validated.

Sometimes he will make up a fake illness to see how long it takes them to catch it.

See, I told you I was sick.

… he overdosed on placebos.

Which totally sucks because I hear that puts me at risk for a TON of other serious diseases

Till my shrink told me it was all in my head.

Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

AND I HAVE ALMOST ALL OF THEM!!!!!

They overreact to all external stimuli!

I’m not too worried about it.

Tri-serepax.

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

The good news is that we've definitely proven you're not a hypochondriac.

My doctors call me the Hyper Hypochondriac.

with my doctor calling me a hypochondriac.
Still a bit skeptical its a misdiagnosis though.

And even more skeptical now because when I came home, hoping to relax with a hot shower, it suddenly dawned on me... I'm no hypochondriac! I'm schizophrenic! And I'm sure of it because everyone che... read more

My father is a hypochondriac and I think it's hereditary. I'm starting to see the symptoms.