Why is it no fun to tell a hypochondriac a joke?

Because they think they got it, but they don’t got it.

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Hey Doc, what do you call a constipated hypochondriac?

I don't know, but I bet they're just full of shit.

Which disease hypochondriacs are sure that they don't have?

Hypochondria

The doctor said I'm a hypochondriac

But I'd like a 15th opinion.

How does an Introverted hypochondriac feel during the Corona virus outbreak?

Validated.

Will people please stop calling me a hypochondriac!?

I'm sick of it.

What do you call a suicidal, hypochondriac?

Disappointed

What is the hardest thing about being in Hypochondriacs Anonymous?

Admitting that you don’t have a problem.

Guy I think I'm a hypochondriac

I've done the research and I'm showing symptoms...

My grandfather works with a couple of hypochondriacs

Sometimes he will make up a fake illness to see how long it takes them to catch it.

I recently found out I’m a hypochondriac ...

Which totally sucks because I hear that puts me at risk for a TON of other serious diseases

A hypochondriac’s fear

I don’t think I’m a hypochondriac but I worry a lot that I might be.

I used to think I was a hypochondriac...

Till my shrink told me it was all in my head.

My doctor told me I’m a hypochondriac and a compulsive liar.

I’m not too worried about it.

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Have you heard of the hypochondriac who had issues with his bowels?

He was always full of shit

They found the biggest hypochondriac yet…

… he overdosed on placebos.

Engraved on a hypochondriac's tombstone...

See, I told you I was sick.

Why do hypochondriacs make for good chemical catalysts?

They overreact to all external stimuli!

What do you call the opposite of a hypochondriac, someone who isn't scared of health issues at all?

Dead.

I read the symptoms for being a hypochondriac...

AND I HAVE ALMOST ALL OF THEM!!!!!

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why don't hypochondriacs...

Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

I have ADHD and I always think I’m sick.

My doctors call me the Hyper Hypochondriac.

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Psychology Definitions....

* A psychologist is a person who tells you what everybody knows in a language nobody can understand.
* The superego is that part of the personality soluble in alcohol, or the superego is that small inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking.
* A neurotic is a person who has di...

I think I will have to go to the doctor soon.

My father is a hypochondriac and I think it's hereditary. I'm starting to see the symptoms.

A guy calls the doctor after reading WebMD all night...

He says, "Doc, I think I might be a hypochondriac."

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