What language was used to program Marvin the Paranoid Android (from Hitchhiker's Guide...)?
Once, a family was having a child but the pregnancy was looking grim.
Once, a family was having a child but the pregnancy was looking grim. The doctors thought the child wouldn't make it, but miraculously, it survived and was born normally. In recognition of this miracle, the parents named their child "Life". Now, Life had a beautiful first year alive, laughing and sm...
I don’t think I am
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “why the long face?” The horse morosely replies, “my wife wants a divorce, she says I’m an alcoholic.” The bartender asks if he is, and the horse answers, “I don’t think I am” and promptly vanishes from existence. Now this is funny because it is a pla...
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Adam's in the Garden of Eden with God.
God begins to notice that lately Adam has seemed morose while naming the animals. He notices that all of the animals stick together well, but that Adam is kind of a loner and realizes that he must be lonely.
One day God tells Adam that he has a proposition for him. "Look, Adam," God begins,...
Could have been a rich man
A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The bartender walked over and asked, "What's the problem, pal?"
"My brother just told me there's a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation."
"Yeah, so?" "Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've l...