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Narwhals Jokes

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The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them "Scraps". They started crying. Spoiled brats, it's really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying.

And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.



(Obligatory thank-you edit for the silver!)

(Narwhal! Narwhals are cool!)

Why are narwhals good at meeting new friends?

They are very good at breaking the ice.

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Scientists recently discovered that narwhals and belugas can interbreed

I didn't think the narwhal could get any hornier.

A man decides to put his life savings into opening an aquarium...

A young man took every penny he had and used it to open an aquarium. He worked tirelessly, growing it from a small roadside attraction into the greatest aquarium ever. Over a lifetime, he amassed the largest collection of sea life ever assembled. He and his team conducted scientific research and ran...

Here's a joke just for reddit: How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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