A clean Nantucket limerick

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who kept all his cash in a bucket

His daughter, named Nan,

Ran away with a man

And as for the bucket, Nan tuck it

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There once was a man from Nantucket

He saw a pig and wanted to fuck it.

The pig said "I'm queer but not from the rear"

"Come around to the front and I'll suck it."

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There once was a man from nantucket

I forgot how this goes so fuck it.

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I once knew a man from Nantucket

His dick was so long he could suck it.

As he wiped off his chin,

he said with a grin,

"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"

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NSFW There once lived a man from Nantucket

Who decided one day to say "Fuck it."

He climbed up to the top,

Fell down with a hop,

And that's how he kicked the bucket.

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There was a young man from Nantucket

Who's arse was wide as a bucket,

When asked how it got so,

He said "if you must know",

It got that way when I let a horse fuck it

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There once was a man from Nantucket

Who decided to shit in a bucket

There was no reason why

It was all by the by

He just saw an opportunity and took it

There was once a man from Nantucket.

He was a very nice man, well loved by all. I think he moved up to Chatham a couple years ago. Really nice guy.

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Happy National Limerick Day!! Here's the classic one for you if you didnt know it.

There once was man from Nantucket

Who's dick was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin

If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.

Edit: Thanks for the great Limericks all of you who contributed. I've been laughing aloud and to tears!
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2017 Limerick: There once was a man from Nantucket

Who after several credible accusations of sexual harassment was forced to resign from his position of political power

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Another "man from Nantucket" reference on tv and discovered my three adult kids STILL don't get it because they keep forgetting to look it up so for anyone else out there in the same boat here it is.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
Wiping his chin
He said with a grin
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.

Who stole the heart of Massachusetts?

Nan took it. (Nantucket). Joke written by my 11 year old son.

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