Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
The original script for Dr. Strange had an undead version of Wong battle with the living one. Ultimately they decided it didn't work.
Two Wongs don't make a wight.
The one thing that bothers me about Halloween is the Racist Lich that comes around
He's always screaming about Wight Power
The Wong Brothers
In ancient China lived the Wong brothers, three wise men who studied the arts of magic. Wong Wan could create beautiful tapestries with the tiniest bit of thread, and Wong Tsu could miraculously make crops grow in barren soil. Wong Lee, however, was much more sinister than his brothers. His magic co...
What do you call an undead soldier that fights for Social Justice?
A Wight Knight
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A Chinese man dies and goes to hell
He arrives in time for Hell orientation. As he walks into the orientation room, he looks around and finds an empty seat and sits down. The orientation staff woman starts off the meeting with a roll-call:
"Do we have Mr. Johnson present?"
"Here," says a man.
In the 70's my friend was a high class call girl
Her 'pimp' was movie star Michael Caine, he got her the highest profile jobs in the industry and she got to 'work' with a lot of famous people.
This particular time she was at the Isle of Wight music festival and had to go and 'service' some musicians, well she gets back stage and there they...
What do you call a person who thinks zombies are superior to people?
A wight supremacist
As a lover of ghostly evil characters I REALLY love my local D&D group
It's Wights only
How do you know there are no Asians leading the White Walker armies in Game of Thrones?
Because two Wongs don't make a wight.
Whats brown and comes out of Cowes backwards?
The Isle of Wight ferry.