Have you heard of Cape Cod Potato Chips?

apparently they are so good they actually named a whole cape after them

What do they call a banana hammock on the beaches of Massachusetts?

A Cape Cod Piece

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John arrives home from work one day to hear a voice in his head telling him to quit his job

...quit his job, sell it all, and fly to Vegas. Day after day, it is the same thing. "John, quit your job, sell the house, don't tell the wife, and fly to Vegas."

Over time it starts to get more and more specific.

"John, quit your job at the bank. Sell the house for no less than $200k...

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