My coworker Jim sits next to another coworker, Collin. One day, Jim replaced the nametag on his cubicle to also say Collin
I asked him, "Jim, your name isn't Collin. What's going on?"
He replied, "We're trying to Collin-ize the area."
What do you call a worker who physically makes nametags?
A manual labeler
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose nametag reads "Patricia Whack."
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation," says the frog.
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
"Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, I know your manager."
Patty explains that he will need to secu...
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A man went to a gigantic zoo to visit his buddy Oscar [LONG]
Once there, he marveled at all the animals in their different habitats. Still in awe, he then asked one of the employees where he could find Oscar.
"Oscar? I know two Oscars who work here. Are you looking for Oscar Peterson or Oscar Cocks?"
"Oscar Peterson is ...
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller
He sees from her nametag that the woman working at the counter is named 'Patricia Wack'.
"Hello Patricia." the frog says politely. "I'm here today because I'd like to borrow $200,000"
Patricia does a double-take, and looks at the frog incredulously.
A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory....
On his way inside, he's stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a nametag and carrying a clipboard. "Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??" The penguin asked. "I'm a new hire," the polar bear replied, "I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it'...
A couple is taking a walk in Berlin
Suddenly, it starts raining.
The two start arguing over whether it's raining or hailing.
"Let's ask that Communist officer over there! He might know if it's raining!", the wife suggests.
They go up to him and notice that his nametag says that his name is Olf. "It's raining, dum...