Why did the man with bipolar go to the nail salon?
Because they offer manic cures
What is every nail salon hiding in their back office?
A bunch of pedi files.
TIL Tom Petty had a brother that owned his own nail salon
Manny Petty
What does a woman with a missing finger get at the nail salon?
10% off.
A dog walks into a nail salon
Now its dinner
What do you call a nail salon in a gentrified area?
White Claw.
Nail salons closed, hair salons closed...
It's about to get ugly out there.
If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons?
Because Tu is better than Juan.
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"Angry Notes" Courtesy of Saurabh on Fropki.com
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Now that I am vaccinated I can joke about Covid
Here are a few.
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Day 251 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
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Nail salons, hair salons, waxing centres and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there!
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What’s the best way...
Easter Joke
Do you think Jesus hates nail salons?
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