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Movie Theaters Jokes

What resolution do Mexican movie theaters show movies in?

Por que.

"Lincoln" grossed $275,000,000 in movie theaters

Which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in theaters

Starting this Thursday, some movie theaters will not allow large bags inside the theater

But thank God I have a few twix up my sleeve

Saudi Arabia just announced they will allow movie theaters for the first time in over 35 years.

This has brought with it lots of excitement in the country. The first movie expected to be played is the classic middle eastern comedy Schindler's list.

Why do so many /r/thedonald users work in movie theaters?

Because they're great at projecting.

Letter from North Korea

When my friend moved to North Korea, he knew his mail would be read by censors, so he told me: "Let's establish a code. If a letter you get from me is written in blue ink, it is true what I say. If it is written in red ink, it is false."
After a month, I got the first letter. Everything was wri...

Why did Sony pull "The Interview" ?

They were afraid it would bomb at the movie theaters

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A couple decide to make up a code for when they're in the mood...

"Washing machine."

They use it whenever they're horny, no matter where they are: family dinners, social events, movie theaters. It became so normal for them to use it that they started saying it even when they were home alone together.

The man comes home from work one day to find his w...

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