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I’ve created the thickest moisturiser in the world….

To be honest, it still hasn’t sunk in yet.

A 9yr old girl disappeared today after using moisturiser...

Well.. the bottle did say *"look 10yrs younger!"*

I went for a job at a moisturiser factory.

I didn't get a job but they said I might have better luck if I apply daily.

Moisturiser is good for your skin

Let that sink in.

If you want a job in the moisturiser industry

The best advice I can give you is to apply daily.

Did you hear about the poet who liked to dip his work in moisturiser?

It was poetry in lotion

Br eak ing Ne ws.

A 9 year old girl has disappeared after using moisturiser that makes you look 10 years younger.

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