The star football player was missing his academic requirements

He was the best player they'd seen in years, but unfortunately, shared an IQ with his helmet. Regulations required that the player be benched until he brought his grades back up.

The coach, wanting to win their first season in decades, pled to allow the player to finish the season. It was fin...

Did you hear the one about the train conductor who pled not guilty by insanity?

He had a real loco motive

I got a speeding ticket yesterday...

But my attorney, Rudy Giuliani, pled it down to 1st Degree Murder.

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