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Mineshaft Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor

What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?

B flat.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a Morris Marina?

An episode of Top Gear.

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What does a German man call his penis?

Mineshaft

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