Metall Jokes - 9 Hilarious Metall Jokes

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My wife said my stew was too salty, was far too watery and left her with a strange metallic after taste.

Bitch... I put my blood, sweat and tears into that dish.

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron

Which is ironic.

Why is Metallica the safest band to listen to in an airport?

Because they haven't set off a metal detector since 1989.

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I was a big metal fan back in high school.

Back in high school I was a big metal fan.

At the beginning of the summer holidays I was at this awesome house party.

It was just high school kids in the house so we were able to turn the volume way up and had a pretty awesome playlist: Metallica, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Mai...

What do you call a metallic Russian chamber pot?

Vladimir Poo-tin.

I went through airport security and the alarm went off

The TSA agent asked if I had any metal on me.

I said hell yeah I do, pulled out a Metallica CD and slammed it on the table.

I was detained and strip searched but it was worth it.

What two secret organizations rule the world through control of important metallic elements?

The Aluminati and the Tinplars.

What language do metallic fruits periodically speak?

Manganese.

When people scare me, I throw metallic elements at them.

Call that a defense magnesium

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