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Are the Nazis who fought in WWII veteran-Aryans?

And can I bring my dog to them for a checkup?

Why did Germany invade Hungary in WW2

They were jealous of the Hung-Aryans

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Why are retired Nazis so good with animals?

They're veteran Aryans.

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Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors.

Because they were Veteran Aryans.

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Creation of the German-Japanese Alliance, 1940

Hirohito: Thank you for phone call Mr. Fuhrer. We ask you now: you said you Aryans?

Hitler: Ja! Ze superior race! We are invincible! We will abduct your inferior race for our experiments! With our advanced weaponry we will take over zis world!

Hirohito: Very well. No more question. Th...

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When Hitler conquered Ukraine...

his soldiers sent back a message saying that the women were beautiful and enclosed a picture of them. Upon seeing this picture, Hitler declared that these women were honorary Aryans and demanded they bring back as many women as they could. When Hitler conquered Finland his soldiers sent back a messa...

Why do dogs live so long in Germany?

Because of all the Veteran Aryans.

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Why did the Nazi fräulein move to Budapest?

She heard there were hung Aryans.

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Why did Hitler's SS soldiers love animals?

They were all veteran aryans

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Still a work in progress, but original

Theres a Chinese guy and an American guy sitting outside when all of the sudden the Chinese guy looks up in the sky and says "omg Aryans!"
The American guy says " those arent Nazi's, those are aliens!"

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