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Melatonin Jokes

I mixed up Melatonin and Melanin

either way I'm still going dark

I'm releasing a new line of sleep aids featuring melatonin-infused almonds, cashews, and pistachios.

They're called Doze Nuts.

I accidentally took melanin instead of melatonin, but it's OK.

I still blacked out.

What would you call it if Mel Gibson apologizes to the Jewish people?

Melatonin

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