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Medical License Jokes

It’s really sad how my friend lost his medical license for sleeping with a patient.

He was a great vet

Had my medical license revoked today.

Being a medical professional is like being in a minefield. All it takes is one mistep and you can lose it all. I made a one-time mistake and slept with a patient. A co-worker heard her passionate crys and came to find us in the act. Embarrassing be as it was, I never expected to be the end of my car...

If I photoshopped a medical license

Would that be a doctored image?

Dr. Mallard recently lost his medical license!

He committed quackery.

I had my medical license revoked due to my short temper.

I lost all my patients that day.

You see the story where all of the Orthopaedic surgeons lost their their medical licenses?

it was unorthodocs

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An acquaintance of mine just got his medical license revoked because he had sexual relations with one of his patients.

It's a shame, he was the best veterinarian in the city.

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A cop pulls a guy over..

Goes up to the drivers window, says “license and registration please.”

Guy says “here is my registration, I’m sorry but I don’t have my license on me.”

The officer, in a good mood replies, “that’s okay, what’s your name I can look you up in our system”

“Nick”

“Nick... wha...

Did you know that, with enough pressure, the human lung will burst like a balloon?

Anyway, I lost my medical license today.

Man I love eating vegetables!

Anyway, that’s how I lost my medical license.

Fred

A man gets pulled over by a cop for speeding.

The cop asks him, "what is your name?"

The man replies "Fred."

The cop asks "What's your last name."

"I don't have one."

The cop is unsure of how this is, so he asks "Why don't you have a last name?"

The man begi...

There was a nun who volunteered at a hospital,

and since she had her doctorate and medical license, the hospital allowed her to prescribe medications. In fact, she took great joy in being able to provide prescriptions immediately, and so modified one of her uniforms to start carrying some of the more common medications and equipment. Over time, ...

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