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Lubricated Jokes

I'll try to explain the concept of lubricated soap....

...but its quite difficult to grasp.

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As a lubricated finger was pushed into my anus, I couldn't help but think...

That this wasn't any ordinary vet.

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A beautiful young woman is sunbathing on the beach of an upscale resort, when she feels a buzzing in her vagina.

Alarmed, she runs to her father for help. "I think there's an insect in my coochie!" she tells him, frantically dancing from the buzzing sensation.

They call up the resort's resident doctor. He takes her into his office for an examination.

"Yup. It looks like a bee has crawled into yo...

One day, a princess kissed a frog...

The frog immediately turned into a handsome prince!

And soon they fell madly in love with eachother.

Before long they were at the drugstore picking out condoms.

The prince noticed that they had three kinds, and, being the gentleman that he was, asked the princess:

"Would ...

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