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I started seeing this incredibly beautiful girl.

But then my psychiatrist readjusted my meds.

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Spicing Things Up

An elderly couple is sitting on their porch, staring off into the distance. Ponderance is in the air. The old man breaks the silence with a deep breath through his nostrils.

He turns to his wife and leans in a few inches.

"Honey," he says, "... Fuck you."

The old woman is taken ...
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