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Just had to unclog my toilet

It was a pretty shitty situation.

What do you call it when a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the restroom toilets?

Dereliction of doodie.

A guy lives in my building with the ability to change locks and unclog drains at will

He has super powers

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I used scissors to unclog my toilet

I just cut the crap

My nose gets clogged and unclogged periodically

It's sinusoidal

A doctor's toilet gets clogged up

He calls a plumber. Plumber shows up, unclogs the toilet and gives the doctor bill for $200.

Doctor: $200? For 15 minutes worth of work? That's $800 an hour! I'm a top neurosurgeon in this city, 15 years of medical school, 3 years of residence, and even I don't make $800 an hour!

Plum...

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A man dies and goes to Heaven where he is greeted at the gates by St. Peter...

Who tells that man, "I am very sorry but I cannot let you through the gates of heaven."

The man who was taken aback replies, "But I have lived my life by the book, done everything I should when I should and have been a good honest god fearing man! Being a school janitor is a thankless job an...

Plumbers are a lot like hookers...

They'll unclog your pipes, but it's gonna cost ya.

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