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Dictionaries Jokes

A truck carrying synonym dictionaries has had an accident on the highway.

From the other cars, the passengers were shocked, tormented, amazed, incredulous, confused, paralyzed, stunned, bewildered, perplexed, amazed, dumbfounded, dumbstruck.

I realize I have a fetish for dictionaries.

I’ve come to terms with it.

I try working out by lifting dictionaries...

I've been told that's how you get definition.

What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?

wrong

These new editions of dictionaries are frustrating

Picked up a new copy and flipped through it to find a word I knew disappeared.

The next thing I found was disappointing

So I saw a Broadway show about Dictionaries the other night.

I guess one could call it a “Play on words”.

You hear about the librarian who stole a whole bunch of dictionaries?

She got away with words.

There's a stack of dictionaries in my local gym.

That place is full of definition.

You know, I was gonna make a joke about how I have a hard time reading dictionaries,

But I just couldn't find the words for it.

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