Dictionaries Jokes - 9 Hilarious Dictionaries Jokes

A truck carrying synonym dictionaries has had an accident on the highway.

From the other cars, the passengers were shocked, tormented, amazed, incredulous, confused, paralyzed, stunned, bewildered, perplexed, amazed, dumbfounded, dumbstruck.

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I realize I have a fetish for dictionaries.

I’ve come to terms with it.

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I try working out by lifting dictionaries...

I've been told that's how you get definition.

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What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?

wrong

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These new editions of dictionaries are frustrating

Picked up a new copy and flipped through it to find a word I knew disappeared.

The next thing I found was disappointing

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So I saw a Broadway show about Dictionaries the other night.

I guess one could call it a “Play on words”.

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You hear about the librarian who stole a whole bunch of dictionaries?

She got away with words.

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There's a stack of dictionaries in my local gym.

That place is full of definition.

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You know, I was gonna make a joke about how I have a hard time reading dictionaries,

But I just couldn't find the words for it.

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