I realize I have a fetish for dictionaries.

I’ve come to terms with it.

You know, I was gonna make a joke about how I have a hard time reading dictionaries,

But I just couldn't find the words for it.

I try working out by lifting dictionaries...

I've been told that's how you get definition.

You hear about the librarian who stole a whole bunch of dictionaries?

She got away with words.

So I saw a Broadway show about Dictionaries the other night.

I guess one could call it a “Play on words”.

Santa has been reading all your posts.

Most of you are getting dictionaries.

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