Why did the Hindu god Vishnu keep losing at chess?
Because every time he made a move, Shiva would destroy the board!
What did Shiva say after his workout?
My four arms are sore.
Why is the goddess Shiva so indecisive?
Well, on the *one* hand…
What does a Hindu Pirate say?
Arrr, Shiva me timbers.
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Gods on vacation
The gods were planning on where to spend their next vacations; Shiva suggested: "what about Neptune?", then Allah said: "It's too cold!"; Zeus then suggested: "Let's go to Mars!", then Buddha replied "Nah, we went there last time!". So someone spoke "What about Earth?", for God to reply: "no way, Ea...
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