Why did the Hindu god Vishnu keep losing at chess?

Because every time he made a move, Shiva would destroy the board!

What did Shiva say after his workout?

My four arms are sore.

Why is the goddess Shiva so indecisive?

Well, on the *one* hand…

What does a Hindu Pirate say?

Arrr, Shiva me timbers.

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Gods on vacation

The gods were planning on where to spend their next vacations; Shiva suggested: "what about Neptune?", then Allah said: "It's too cold!"; Zeus then suggested: "Let's go to Mars!", then Buddha replied "Nah, we went there last time!". So someone spoke "What about Earth?", for God to reply: "no way, Ea...

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