Lonliness Jokes

He finds himself stranded on the island, and the only other inhabitant is a monkey. Over time, the man's lonliness and horniness became unbearable, and he decided to catch and have sex with the monkey. The monkey, however, is just a little too fast and always managed to get away each time the man t... read more

There was a man that often went away on business trips. While he was away on his trips, his wife would get very... frustrated. So, before a long trip, the husband wanted to get his wife something special to help the 'lonliness' while he was away.

He went to his local sex shop, and talked to ... read more

A recently married soldier was coming up on the end of his leave. Although things between him and his new wife were wonderful, he worried about her loyalty while he was gone. Resolved to find her something that would occupy her time and satisfy her until he could return home, the man went into a nea... read more